The Congress

Director: Ari Folman, Main Cast: Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel, Paul Giamatti;

The Congress

Robin Wright, who is growing old and whose star is fading, receives a final offer from her movie studio (miramount, really?!): being “digitalized” and stopping performing for an audience. She accepts in order to care for her younger son, who is becoming deaf and blind.  Fast-forward to 20 years in the future, Robin is going to the titular Congress in toontown to re-negotiate her contract, and here the bad acid trip starts. The animation is “vintage”, reminding of Steamboat Willie and Betty Boop, and the story progresses a tad too slowly. Folman uses Lem’s idea of a chemical compound that once taken allows one to be whoever/whatever, wherever one wants to be. The final twist reveals a dystopian reality that could have been explored more in depth. Interesting premise but it doesn’t deliver — 6/10

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Favorite quote of the moment

Then make the climb.

How?

As the child did. Without the rope. Then fear will find you again.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3D)

Director: Michael Bay, Main Cast: Shia LaBeoufRosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson

A delirium of action scenes amplified by the 3D, punctuated by Shia LaBeouf’s screams, rather girly I must say, with some comic moments provided by John Turturro and John Malkovich (both gifted actors who either need money badly or just get a kick out of this). The incarnation of the average teenager’s dream this time is provided by a rather stiff Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who eerily resembles a young Cameron Diaz. Well, Michael Bay was, as usual, spot on for his target audience (15-23) and I knew what I was getting into when I walked in the cinema but…Buzz Aldrin, seriously!?! That was below the belt. — 5/10

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Blue Valentine

Director: Derek Cianfrance, Main cast: Ryan GoslingMichelle Williams and John Doman

My blueberry nights” meets “Leaving Las Vegas“…harrowing story of young love that doesn’t survive life. Well acted, it makes you believe the transformation of the characters. To the point — 8/10

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The Adjustment Bureau

Director: George Nolfi, Main cast:  Matt DamonEmily BluntAnthony Mackie and Terence Stamp

Destiny and chance in a sci-fi movie adapted from a Philip Dick’s short story. Our hero (Matt Damon, who else?) will fight against the titular Bureau for the love of his life. Terence Stamp is a little disappointing as “villain” and there’s an happy ending that doesn’t quite fit. The Chairman does root for “amor omnia vincit”. Nice special effects but it could have been better. — 6.5/10

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The Covenant

Director: Renny Harlin, Main cast: Steven StraitSebastian Stan and Toby Hemingway

Same as Twilight but with witches, well, I should say warlocks. No shiny/glittery white skin and promises of undying love (thank god!) and some nice atmosphere a la “turn of the screw”. Plus Steven Strait is a better eye candy than Robert Pattinson. — 6/10

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The Eagle

Director:  Kevin Macdonald, Main cast: Channing TatumJamie Bell and Donald Sutherland

What’s with Hollywood and its fixation for the “lost” ninth legion? Anyway another story about it, this time focused on restoring lost honour and unlikely friendship between a roman citizen and a slave (yeah, right!). Watch “Centurion“, it’s much better. — 5/10

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Favorite quote of the moment

$DO || ! $DO : try

try: command not found

Geek version of a very famous quote (from this movie)

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Kung Fu Panda 2

Director: Jennifer Yuh, Main cast: Jack BlackAngelina Jolie and Jackie Chan;

kung fu panda 2

To save Kung Fu Po must find inner peace and face a terrible new weapon. The dragon warrior with the help of the Furious Five and some new allies will save the day and make you laugh…a lot. Awesome — 8/10

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Midnight in Paris

Director: Woody Allen, Main cast: Owen WilsonRachel McAdams and Marion Cotillard
La Ville Lumiere and its endless charms, the nostalgia of the past and of the “Golden Age”, whatever it means for each one of us. Woody Allen, at his best, finds a good alter-ego in Owen Wilson. Kudos to Michael Sheen and Corey Stoll for their interpretation of the pedantic Paul and Hemingway. Brilliant — 9/10

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Bad Teacher

Director: Jake Kasdan, Main cast: Cameron DiazJason Segel and Justin Timberlake

The idea behind it was good but the movie doesn’t deliver: no evolution of the main character from shallow, cynical gold-digger to a woman who cares and there are too few laughs. Watch The School of Rock instead! — 5/10

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Director: Brad Furman, Main cast: Matthew McConaugheyMarisa Tomei and Ryan Phillippe
Honest legal movie with the usual final twist, the ending was a little disappointing though. Ryan Philippe is not ambiguous enough for his part (Jude Law would have worked much better) and the cockiness of McConaughey’s character is borderline annoying. — 6/10

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X-Men First Class

Director: Matthew Vaughn, Main cast: James McAvoyMichael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence
Every myth has its origin and, after Lucas, everyone does the prequel thing. That said, this story of the X-Men beginnings and how they saved the world from nuclear holocaust is pretty good, mostly due to the casting choices: McAvoy and Fassbender are great younger version of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and make believable that they were good friends before being enemies. Special mention goes also to Jennifer Lawrence as a young, conflicted Mystique.
Kevin Bacon is clearly enjoying himself playing the villain “du jour”. There are also a couple of interesting cameos — 7.5/10

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Director: Rob Marshall, Main cast:  Johnny DeppPenélope CruzIan McShane and Geoffrey Rush

Captain Jack Sparrow is back! Johnny Depp is brilliant as usual while Geoffrey Rush looks a little tired of his role and Penelope Cruz has no screen chemistry with Depp. Ian McShane’s Blackbeard is too much a caricature to be good and the movies is discontinuos so, please, stop with the sequels. On the plus side the pretty boy (Sam Claflin) is better than Orlando Bloom both as an actor and as eye candy. — 6/10

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Source Code

Director: Duncan Jones, Main cast: Jake GyllenhaalMichelle Monaghan and Vera Farmiga

If at first you don’t succeed…pretty nifty idea for a sci-fi movie that plays around with America’s latest nightmare: a terrorist’s attack on public transports. Technology may go even beyond its creator’s expectations or, maybe, there are just as many parallel universes as choices. Our hero (Jake Gyllenhall) overcomes the bad guy and his demons  and guess what? gets the girl. But, luckily, there’s also a little surprise. Interesting — 7/10

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Tree of Life

Director: Terrence Malick, Main cast: Brad PittSean Penn and Jessica Chastain

Malick’s lysergic trip about the meaning of life through the eyes of a boy… no wait… of a man who remembers his childhood, his strict, harsh father and loving, sweet mother…maybe metaphors for pragmatism and faith, man and god…who knows, Malick doesn’t either. Sean Penn and Brad Pitt do their best but the script doesn’t help. Anyway he made a third of the movie ransacking the Hubble Space Telescope image gallery (I hope he paid for them and supported research) so those are definitely stunning, the rest is just stoned. Darren Aronofsky‘s obsessed mind is easier to understand so watch The Fountain instead. — 3/10

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Fast Five

Director: Justin Lin, Main cast: Vin DieselPaul Walker and Dwayne Johnson
The gang’s all here, well except for Michelle Rodrigez, but it is not enough. Too much talk and the action is far from being satisfactory. After the second movie the franchise started to be stale…now it is rotting.— 4/10

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Water for Elephants

Director: Francis Lawrence Main cast: Robert PattinsonReese Witherspoon and Christoph Waltz

During the Great Depression Jacob (Robert Pattinson) has lost everything he knew and loved in less than a month so, obviously… he ran away with the circus! Luckily he’s a gifted veterinarian almost graduated from an Ivy League university and he finds his place in this new magic world. Of course he falls in love with the beautiful wife (Reese Witherspoon) of the sadistic and seemingly bi-polar circus owner and manager, played very convincingly by Christoph Waltz (same level of bravura as in Inglorious Basterds). After suffering and many trials all will end well. Charming — 7.5/10

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The Company Men

Director: John Wells, Main cast: Ben AffleckChris Cooper and Tommy Lee Jones

2008 economic crisis: Ben Affleck is an executive that has to come to terms with being laid off and the substantial lifestyle changes that this new situation implies. Like a phoenix he will be re-born from his ashes with the help of a grumpy but generous brother-in-law  and his former boss. Convincing story mostly due to the strong performance of the cast. — 7/10

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Haevnen (In a Better World)

Director: Susanne Bier,Main cast: Mikael PersbrandtTrine Dyrholm and Markus Rygaard

An intense, involving story of two boys and their families: how they deal with violence in them and in others. The difficult task of parents to teach and show their children the delicate balance between defending yourself and being needlessly cruel/vindictive.  The stunning cinematography will make you believe in a  Denmark with endless summer. — 9/10

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